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NO,
BARNEY
CAN'T SING...
BUT, BERNIE SURE CAN!
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Mystery solved - Barney's singing twin is revealed
The ENQUIREST has learned that the quiet little town of Mayberry could
not afford to pay for two deputies. So, unknown to everyone except their
landlady Mrs. Mendlebright, Barney and his twin brother Bernie actually
took turns fighting crime in Mayberry. It was true that Barney couldn't
sing a lick. Bernie's 1st tenor vocals, on the other hand, harmonized
beautifully with Andy's bass. The brothers worked as brine testers over
at the Pickle Factory when they were not on duty at the courthouse.
You'll probably remember that Bernie's girl Skippy got them mixed up
and landed Barney in a heap of trouble with Thelma Lou.
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WARDROBE
SABOTAGE
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Pants getting caught on boots, NO accident
An unnamed source reported to the Mayberry ENQUIREST that just a drop
or two of pancake syrup was needed to keep the sheriff's trousers from
sliding over his boots properly. Anyone in Hollywood will tell you that
the wardrobe department's weekly TV watching parties were highly attended
events. They would get together and keep score of how many times Andy's
pants would appear half in and half out of his boots. Whenever someone
spotted it in that week's episode, they'd yell, "Wardrobe is fun,
You look fine dear, Andy fix your pants, Let's have another beer!"
Then they would all chug down a mug of beer.
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STAY
TUNED:
Bee, Bea, or not to be. That is the question.
The ENQUIREST reveals the answer soon!
AND
In search of Mr. Schwump, the mystery man...
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